[MV] PARIS IN JAIL－wason

記得我以前寫的那篇上流美Paris Hilton文章嗎?
不記得沒關係, 點我來個review

最近的新聞就是她因為酒駕真的被抓去關啦
網路上馬上有好事份子把她的招牌曲Stars Are Blind KUSO一番
來欣賞這首改編版的 PARIS IN JAIL
點我去看
 惡搞MV玩死Paris

聽不懂英文沒關係,我找到歌詞,跟原詞做比較蠻有趣的:

VERSE:
I don't mind being confined
To LA State Prison
Cause I would drive with DUI's
I caused some collisions

They tell me now that my appeal has been denied
and that this sentence is now bona-fide
How bout a jail that won't insult my civic pride
Like somewhere on the Upper West Side
with a water slide...ohhh noooo

CHORUS:
Even though they say I'm shady
I'm really so refined
I need a cleaning lady
I can't do time...

Robert Blake and OJ SIMPSON
They both get off scott free
I drive without a license
They throw the book right at me
It sucks to the highest degree

Ha ahh, Ha ahhh,

VERSE:
I went ape, on a sex tape
The guys all went ga-ga
Now I, must make, my jail escape
I miss my Chihuahua

My friend Nicole drove down that freeway the wrong way
She'll probably get parole and float away
Because she weighs, Zeroooooo

CHORUS:
Even though I got the glamour
Even though my clothes are fab
They throw me in the slammer
Britney gets re-hab!

They put me in the big house
Sounds like a movie pitch
Heiress goes up the river
Ends up as somebody's bitch

They can't do this to me, I'm rich
Ha ahh, Ha ahhh,
And now I am digging a ditch...
Ha ahh, Ha ahhh,
My roomate's a woman named Mitch!